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Mon May 20, 2024
	706 Kyles meet in Kyle, but fail to break the record for most Kyles in Kyle. Guess they'll have to seek harder next time source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	16
	A series of satanic animal killings has residents of one small village worried a witch who left for the US 70 years ago is back source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	Photoshop this duck out of water source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	TSG's team may decide that the best defense is no defense, as Merchan tells attorneys to be ready for closing arguments tomorrow. The prosecution wraps up in Day 19 of the election interference trial source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	226
	The latest dangerous campus drinking trend that's going to kill us all? BORG drinking. You will be assimilated, presumably once you've passed out source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	106
	There's no way these parents don't know who the audience is. Tag because it's NSF work, lunch, or sanity source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	62
	Who needs doctors when you can get your diagnosis from social media? source: nltimes.nl \| share: Copy Link	58
	Day 817 of WW3. Estonia chastises NATO allies' for their fears about sending military trainers to Ukraine. The Ministry of Suspicious fires has been working in Krasnodar, along with another kilo-cubenik day. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	79
	Hardworking homeowner doing a bit of yardwork rewarded with a "significant amount" of cocaine source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Tragedy today as Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi was eaten by wolves. He was delicious source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	236
	How police recycle their old guns into criminal hands source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Voices of D-Day: Interviews with those who hit the beaches, landed in the hedgerows 80 years ago source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Basketball player dies on court due to no heart, a feat repeated five times last night in Denver source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	All transatlantic public nudity must now be performed during normal business hours source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Hunter hospitalized after confrontation with grizzly looking for his laptop source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Nobody cries over spilled soy milk source: fox13now.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	One killed at nightclub shooting again. Dang, that's one tough customer source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	17

Sun May 19, 2024
	I was high and drunk when I stole it but I'm bringing it back now, so we're good, right? source: abcactionnews.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Giggity, Ayuh source: wmtw.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	COUGH Cities COUGH with COUGH the COUGH most COUGH air COUGH pollution COUGH. Subby COUGH can't COUGH breathe.COUGH source: oilprice.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	You are taking a 911 call from a woman whose house was broken in to. Do you A. Take down all pertinent info. B. Try to keep her calm or C. Tell her to call her alderman and ask for more funding for cops source: nbcchicago.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Photoshop this conference banquet source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Not News: Man steals car. News: Man steals police car. Fark: Man steals police car with officer still inside vehicle causing three injuries when stolen police vehicle crashes into other vehicles source: nbclosangeles.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	Makes one wonder what the 17 less visited attractions are? source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	"Cat got your tongue?" "No, worse" source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	45
	Sounds like a sticky situation source: euronews.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Photoshop this outdoor BBQ station source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	The "lunch rush" hasn't recovered from the pandemic as more Americans are opting instead to splurge on weekend restaurants. In other news: They are Americans that have longer than a 30min lunch source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	137
	Zombie second mortgages are cracking open your homes and feasting on the warm goo inside, kicking longtime homeowners to the curb with little to no warning source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	107
	Yes, even "celebrities" need to pay their rent source: theroot.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Who knew a foreign country didn't allow bullets in their luggage? source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	160
	Once again, police bodycams are worthless if the cops can turn them off (or not even wear them) whenever they feel like it. Followup tag just beats out Asinine, Dumbass tags source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	119
	Here's a nice little fixer-upper, especially if you really like steel and concrete and have $2.9 million just sitting around source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	108
	With the next high tide, the Dali will be just water under the bridge source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Iran's President's helicopter suffers a "hard landing" in Azerbaijan. Details are limited, including where the hell Azerbaijan is, and, in a theocratic dictatorship run by Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, what exactly is the job of Iran's President source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	388
(The Doors)	Photoshop this knocker source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	15
	CSB Sunday Morning: That one time at graduation source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	85
	Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Sometime later an alligator, feeling peckish, picked Peter Piper for a picnic source: wokv.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Day 816 of WW3: Zelensky expects Russia offensive in Northeast Ukraine to intensify, warns it may only be the "first wave". This is your Sunday Ukraine thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	345
	It ain't just right-wing nutters who are attacking electrical infrastructure source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	45
	What you need to know about tick season. Yup, it's that Lyme of year source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Apparently reporters have no clue about what a case of beer actually is. Also, what kind of idiots steal Bud Light at gunpoint? source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Residents of Seattle low-income high-rise go a week without elevator. Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, and Penelope "Penny" Teller unavailable for comment source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Cuba laments the collapse of its centuries old sugar industry. With helpful image of Robert De Niro cosplaying as a sugar cane harvester source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Sex offender faked his death to avoid registering for the sex offenders list. Sheriff: "Now, a lot of resources were wasted looking for his body, which was clearly not found, because he wasn't dead," source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Fisherman lands a big one, lets it get away. Subby probably would too if the "big fish" turned out to be a 12 foot long tiger shark source: wsaw.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Old and busted: It's raining men. New hotness: It's raining cans source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	New video shows Kentucky bridge gives truck driver an unscheduled break... literally source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	How about Fark you? The noise is a feature not a bug etc source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	42
	Carnival unable to operate rides due to; a) not enough operators b) State inspector shut them down c) someone stole the control boxes to the rides overnight source: woodtv.com \| share: Copy Link	27

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